Bold, bizarre and brilliantly blunt – just how we like it. This concertina-style card features David Shrigley’s classic red index finger and the equally subtle message “You Are Irrelevant” (twice, just to make sure it lands).

It stands up on its own, makes a scene on any shelf, and has space on the reverse for your own slightly more heartfelt words. Equal parts greeting and art piece – for fans of awkward honesty and graphic brilliance.