Apology accepted… probably. This concertina card delivers a classic Shrigley-style over-apology, featuring a line-up of protest-style placards reading: “Sorry,” “Very Sorry,” “We Are Very Sorry,” and “Sorry About This.”

Printed in stark black-and-white with signature scribbly lines, it’s the perfect mix of deadpan and dramatic. Stands up on its own (unlike you after that mistake) and has blank space on the back for grovelling in your own words.