A gentle cosmic reality check – Shrigley style. This striking black-and-white concertina card features the blunt truth “You Are Not The Centre Of The Universe” radiating from the middle of a scribbly starburst. Equal parts hilarious and humbling.

The back echoes the same design (just in case they forget), and there’s blank space inside for your own existential musings or sarcastic sentiments. Stands up on its own – unlike their sense of perspective.